New Sox #2 starter, David Wells, attempts to keep from laughing as teammate Bronson Arroyo does a naked fan dance just off camera.
The first amazing revelation of the baseball season: Dave Wallace does wear something other than the Sox windbreaker! ( And he has hair.)
Wade Miller has that calm, Zen, "I could kill you with my pinky finger, but I choose not to because I am a nice guy" look.
Aaaaaagh! The Beard has spread! Call the Exorcist!
"Curt! Doug! Damnit, get on the field already, and stop playing 'Reservoir Dogs' !"