"Hey Baby..."

*Barry White Playing in the Background*


"It's Mark. I knew you were worried about today's game. Hoping we could come out of this series with a win. And I know we didn't do very well, keeping it cool. Back and forth, back and forth, Papi homers, Everett homers, V-Tek ties it, Seattle pushes across a run, down 6-5 in the bottom of the ninth.

So I decided, let's bust out with the dramatic, two-run, walkoff homer, bring my team the win. Because I can't have my baby girl spending the rest of this fine afternoon feelin' blue. Just ain't my style.

Happy Patriot's Day, sweetheart."