Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Tuesday's Game As Expressed Through Badly Adapted Popular Songs

*to the tune of Barry Manilow's Mandy*

Oh Maaaaatty.....
Well you came and you pitched without whining....
But they didn't score runs, oh Matty....
You came out, for the seventh, and were shaky
But you still pitched real well oh Matty.....

*to the tune of "Lump" by Presidents of the USA*

Youk, he came to the plate down 1
His team needed runs, he knew in his heart
Mojo flowed throw him, down into his high socks
He totally confused all the pitching Devil Rays

He's Youk He's Youk
I love him so
He's YoukHe's YoukHe's Youk
Scored runs ahead we go...

* to the tune of the Beatles' "Get Back" ( props to my mother for the inspiration)*


SWEET LORETTA HITTING
RBIS ALL OVER
OH HE IS A LOVELY MAN
YESTERDAY A HOMER
NOW HE BATS IN YOUKIE
OHHHH HE DOES ALL HE CAN....

HE'S MARK
HE'S MARK
HE'S MARK AND OH HE DOES BELONG...

HE'S MARK
HE'S MARK
HE'S MARK AND OH HE DOES BELONG...


*to the tune of Dr. Dre's "Nuthin' But a G Thang"*
One, two, three and to the fo’
Jon Papelbon and Dr. Schill are at the do’
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
[cuase you know we ’bout had to rip shit up]

Gimme the splitter first, so I can bust like a bubble
Louisiana and Alaska, now you know you in trouble

Ain’t nothin’ but a Sox thang, baaaaabay!
Two fastball geeks so we’re craaaaazay!
Theo Epstein is the Gangsta that paaaaays me!
Unfazable, so please don’t try to faze me [hell yeah]


*to the tune of "O Canada"*

OHHHHH ADAM STERN
YOU MADE A REAL COOL CATCH
OH ADAM STERN, YOU DID SAVE PAAAAAPELBON'S ASSS....

This season is some crazy shit, y'all.