Sunday, April 30, 2006

Heir Apparent

The Mohawk is gone.
Yet the awesome remains.
Jonathan Papelbon, Major League Record Holder.
I think that I may have finally found an heir to the All-Powerful Vegetable Mojo. While no one can really replace the Poor Beloved String Bean, the Mojo is a eternal and temperamental thing, demanding to be used.

Bow, Jonathan R. Papelbon, that ye may receive the gift and responsibility of the All Powerful Vegetable Mojo.

Use it well. May it help you assist Sir Schilling reach 5-0 today.

(P.S. Last week was concert week, and thus crazy. I promise to both watch more baseball and post more frequently this week.)