Friday, June 03, 2005

Why Yesterday Was Completely Awesome

1) David "Just Rename The Walkoff The Papi Right Now" Ortiz hit a walkoff into the centerfield black, meaning the Red Sox took two of four from the Orioles.

2) The Kansas City Royals ( the Kansas City Royals, people) made the Yankees their bitches, sweeping them, and handing the Yankees their 5 straight loss in a row. And were closed out yesterday, after loading the bases, by a guy named Ambiorix.

(And have combined with the sunglasses to make Bronson look like the badass he so clearly is.)

Preemptively,why this weekend will be awesome: The O.C's return to the 6-1-7. Gon' be off the hook, y'all.