Friday, June 03, 2005

Why Yesterday Was Completely Awesome

1) David "Just Rename The Walkoff The Papi Right Now" Ortiz hit a walkoff into the centerfield black, meaning the Red Sox took two of four from the Orioles.

2) The Kansas City Royals ( the Kansas City Royals, people) made the Yankees their bitches, sweeping them, and handing the Yankees their 5 straight loss in a row. And were closed out yesterday, after loading the bases, by a guy named Ambiorix.

3) THE CORNROWS HAVE RETURNED.
(And have combined with the sunglasses to make Bronson look like the badass he so clearly is.)

Preemptively,why this weekend will be awesome: The O.C's return to the 6-1-7. Gon' be off the hook, y'all.