My Mom's Computer is A Yankee Fan
I am writing this from the Reading Room at Firestone Library, so it will be short.
STOP LOSING TO TEAMS AT .500 OR BELOW!I know you won the Tigers series, but losing a series to the Royals is just sad.
What happened to the All-Mighty Vegetable Mojo?! Squandering a 6 run lead is not worthy of the Mojo.
Thank you for fixing things yesterday. I, for one, will never mess with your cake.
SWEEP! DEVIL RAYS! NOW!
PS: When we get our compy back, I will be able to tell all of you of our family forays into Trenton, for MINOR! LEAGUE! BASEBALL! Including funny errors, kamikaze foul balls, and the quietest grand slam I have ever seen in my life. Also, the sheer terror of the Cotton Eye Joe Dance.
Off to make some money....